Kinect Star Wars features dancing mini-game
by Steve Watts, shacknews.com, Dec 19, 2011 8:00AM PST
Because no Kinect experience is complete without some rhythmic limb-flailing, Kinect Star Wars will include a dancing mini-game. A description from the ESRB revealed the feature, including some of the sexy-time reason for its Teen rating.
"In the dancing mini-game, some female characters perform suggestive moves (e.g., gyrating their hips/buttocks) and wear revealing outfits (partially exposed cleavage/buttocks)," the ESRB (via Eurogamer) states. Cleavage and buttocks are enough to earn a T by themselves, no doubt, but other reasoning includes cries of pain from crushed characters, melee and space combat, and the words "damn" and "hell." Hopefully that's in the context of, "A damn dancing mini-game. What the hell?"
The game (and its themed Xbox 360) was delayed into 2012. Microsoft said the move was to "ensure the full potential of this title is realized." And by full potential, they meant they wanted to put Sy Snootles in it.