I was at my friend's house the other day and he told me that there was this kid who plays COD every day in his basement. So I headed on over and his basement window was open. With some firework that shot smoke or something, I lit it and threw it in the window screaming HERE IS YA CARE PACKAGE!!!
u ever get really hammered at ur younger brothers wedding dance this last weekend and wake up wearing the brides dress while hunched over in a paddleboat as mosquitoes abuse ur exposed parts? saturday was killer