Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Thats all I can think of right now. Input your own if you would like.
Asked about 1 year ago in Off Topic
Alright here are some.
Yo momma so stupid she at on the t.v and watched the couch.
Yo momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo momma so ugly when i took her to the zoo they said
Yo momma so fat her clothes came in different sizes,sizes large,extra large and oh my god its coming!
Yo momma so ugly she like taco bell,when people see her they run for the boarder.
Those were some of the only ones i could think of.
shadow69
Level: Bronze
Uhhh... Yo mamma so old her bible is dated BC
Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
firebird21
Level: Bronze
yo mama like a hardware store 50 cents a screw
yo mama like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
me and my friends use these all the time that usually silences them :)
smasherman
Level: Bronze
Yo momma so dumb, when she was working at the m&m factory, she threw away all the "W"s.
yo momma's breath stinks so bad, her toothbrush committed suicide.
jdogg123
Level: Bronze
....if I remember correctly, Ya momma's so dumb she gave your uncle a b**wjob, 'cuz he said it would help her unemployment
BURZUM
Level: Bronze
Yo mama is smart that she doesn't like Call of Duty Black Ops. (hahahah)
lol, Black Ops's Multiplayer is joke in itself. (Sorry to you who don't own CoD4 or MW2, I feel for you)
SergeantPope
Level: Bronze
Your mama is so old, she Died.
ZombieKingKing
Level: Bronze
OHH YAA! u have sucked in yo mamma WILL SUCK EVERYONE IN! like it did me........ dark times...... but i escaped my addiction! for 5 secs......
TG77
Level: Bronze
Yo mama so old she shook hands with Adam and Eve.
Yo mama so fat even god said damn.
Axios
Level: Bronze
