Vampire Rain for Xbox 360 Reviews by Gamers

Welcome, solider you are a new recruit in an elite team to kill vampires. Your mission is to hide from every vampire you see and help nobody if they are under attack. If for some reason you have to defend yourself from one of the undead we will supply just enough ammo to get killed for doing it. We would suggest harsh language would be more effective though. But don't worry you will be dead before your third shot.
First thought, at least with the concept anyway this is going to be like Blade. That thought couldn't be farther from the truth. I might have missed something in every vampire movie I have ever seen. But I thought the idea behind hunting vampires was to find them and kill them not run and hide from them. The graphics are ok at best for a next gen system its dark that's not too hard to make. You sneak around all the time much in the style of metal gear solid but if you take a Vamp on you are dead and I mean fast. If you think you can hide or be in a position that they can't reach you guess again. The guns are useless like calling a bb gun a home defense weapon against a bear. Your team and I use that term loosely are never around and if they were they just want to break up. That way you along don't stand a chance and you will die. I can't think of one good thing to say about this game. I ignored all the bad reviews and rented it anyway. WOW! I really should have listened even as a free rental I paid dearly. This game is dreadful truly terrible in Hades this is the game you will be playing for eternity. For this game they should have a negative scale.

I would recommend going to your local hardware store, buying the largest hammer they have available and then using said hammer to smash your own brain several times. Next go to the crystal meth dealer in your city/town buy as much crystal meth as you possibly can from the dealer, smoke it all in one sitting, (if your town doesn't have one you can settle with drinking two gallons of drain-o).
Now if you've followed these directions correctly you should have the brain capacity of a mentally-challenged squirrel, which is the perfect amount of brainpower to be able to enjoy this game. Also you'll have more than enough brainpower to comprehend the bullsh!t story line of vampire rain that appears to be have written by a three year old with dyslexia.