oh man, so very bad
posted by pathar (SAN DIEGO, CA) Nov 4, 2011
Member since Oct 2011
I can't even comment on the gameplay, really, because I couldn't even get that far. The writing is so incredibly bad. I mean SO incredibly, egregiously execrable. Like ... go to a ren faire, and listen to all the drunken people slurring "forsooth, verily, 'twere!" except WITHOUT IRONY. The voice acting was almost as bad, except, I can't blame them, because if I had to read that gibberish, I wouldn't be able to catch my breath between bouts of vomiting.
Side note: The visuals aren't bad because the game is old, they're bad because the modeling is ludicrously poor. Don't. Just ... don't.
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