Things I'd rather do than play Turok again.
posted by Stones (PHOENIX, AZ) Mar 20, 2008
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If you are planning on acquiring this game, here's a list of stuff you should do instead:
-Stick your head in a running cement mixer.
-Ingest a box of razor blades.
-Tell your girlfriend she could lose a few pounds.
Any of these suggestions will be more fun than playing this, at best mediocre, mound of rubbish.
There are several grievances I take with this excrement on dvd:
-I think the game play is sub-par, compared to recent games like Bioshock, Call of Duty 4, and Orange Box.
-Melee attacks cause you to go into a kill cut scene every time, this by itself wouldn't be horrible, but you can get shot while in it.
-Multiplayer is "not" fun.
-I've seen better stories in remedial English class.
-I don't like playing video games that make me want to destroy the disc and everything around it.
The only redeeming feature that stops this game from getting a lower score:
-You get to Kill Dinosaurs with your bare hands. You become the reason for their extinction...Again...
Summary
As you can probably gather I did not find that much fun with this game. But if you are a masochist you might like this game. If you are a gamer stay as far away as possible, in fact I suggest you play Portal again. If you haven't played Portal I inquire one thing, how was the cave you were living in?
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