Rank and full of Bile.
posted by GirIAm (PITTSTON, PA) Feb 13, 2010
Member since Feb 2010
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Let me first say that I played and beat this game. Twice.
Yeah the “Graphics” are nice, Yeah it “Sounds” good.
But sadly that’s where it ends.
The Camera angles are just short on gas at the corner confusion and frustration.
The plat forming is woefully inadequate.
The target system is a pile of Fail Covered in dumb.
And the story is every bit of mediocre and bland as you would expect from a company that gave us the STD known as the “Prequel Trilogy” It’s just littered with Dumb uninspired garbage in a feeble attempt for money. Yeah, I will agree in Theory some one could of created a compelling, well thought out, fun, inspired intuitive, exciting game. Sadly this isn’t it. Dont take my word for it. After all this is gamefly, Rent it and see for yourself.
"The story concerns darth vader thankfully gottin over his dificult puberty and now expanding his portfolio with a dalience of stealing other peoples children. His Nuturing instincts then kick in and he raises the sprog as a "Secrete Apprentice" to over throw the emperor..
....Apparently the plot is supposed to tie the prequel trilogy to the original series which raises the obvious question "Why would we want to do this terrible thing?" it's like tying your breakfast to a plague rat. The grubby fingerprints of George lucus are all over the story in that none of the characters are in the slightest bit relatable."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw,
Zero-Punctuation:Star Wars The Force Unleashed
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