Well, Spider-Man 3 Looks Decent In Comparison
posted by DaMikeSC (COLUMBIA, SC) Feb 17, 2008
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To refer to this game as "baby easy" would be an insult to infants. A less challenging game has yet to developed. It is, literally, almost impossible to lose. Actually, I'm not sure it's possible to lose.
OK, the story is that some robotic force is taking your enemies hostage via mind control. You are then teaming up with allies and enemies to fight whatever nefarious source for mind control evilness is out there.
I will now enlighten you and spoil the game by naming every single bad guy you will face in the game. This is not an exaggeration --- it is, in fact, every single enemy in the game: human-sized robot, larger robot, big robot, big robot with bamboo shield, big robot with metal shield, Doctor Octopus, Rhino, Goblin, Sandman, and Mysterio. This is the entire roster of enemies. And, as you can imagine, you don't fight many enemies outside of the first 2 --- so you will be fighting the same enemies over and over.
It couldn't be more tedious if it tried.
It is a moderately pretty game. The audio is decent. But the game is roughly as monotonous as any game has ever been. You can't die. You'll pop off 925 achievement points in about 5 hours --- but the last 75 points is a total marathon. A marathon run on shards of broken glass. With wolverines chasing you.
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