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Horrible
Renters (PARENTS) Beware! Read the reviews!
posted by OKCGamer (EDMOND, OK) Feb 16, 2010
Member since Mar 2009
43 out of 47 gamers (91%) found this review helpful
I could not, in a MILLION years, have been more wrong. I have suffered through some bad games before, playing them through like a trooper just to say I did it. I got halfway through the second level (about 10 minutes) on this and couldn't take it any more. I sent it back praying for the gamefly gods to redeem my bad fortune.
PROS: umm... yeah... its a shooter... and... I got nothin.
CONS: Its a horrible shooter, aiming is very difficult, too sensitive to get a target. the default controls are weird, they don't make sense (admittedly I did not take the time to try and fix them). Every time you kill someone the charachter spits out a stupid saying. I am not opposed to profanity, this was just dumb! "TAKE THAT YOU MOTHERF>>>>S!" or "CHEW ON THIS MOTHERF>>>>S!" Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over.... get the picture? I had to turn the TV down so as not to offend my cats! (don't worry, they will recover with therapy) There was nothing fun about it, and I love to run around and shoot things just for the fun of it! I critiqued the game as I played it instead of after and in my book, that's a true sign of a bad game.
For the record I did try to get on the multiplayer, there was nobody playing so it sat there for 10 minutes waiting for 7 people, I got to 3 and decided to quit.
Rebellion and Bethesda... you guys didn't just miss the mark on this one... you launched a hail mary... to the fat guy in the stands... who was rooting for the other team.
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1
Horrible
Waste of time
posted by ilndhpr (QUANTICO, VA) Feb 27, 2010
Member since Feb 2010
15 out of 16 gamers (94%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Rogue Warrior
posted by GrauAdler (PORTLAND, OR) Dec 30, 2009
Member since Dec 2009
12 out of 13 gamers (92%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
Pathetic
posted by noleboy (JACKSONVILLE BEACH, FL) Mar 9, 2010
Member since Mar 2010
2 out of 2 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Seriously?
posted by jawsdaddoo (FEDERAL WAY, WA) Feb 8, 2010
Member since Nov 2009
2 out of 2 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
I could barely see what was on screen during the first mission and it never really got any better.
Rent Rainbow Six or Splinter Cell instead.
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2
Really Bad
Unbelievable!!!
posted by Zeckard (CENTENNIAL, CO) Feb 8, 2010
Member since Feb 2010
2 out of 2 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Horrible, but Mickey Rourke...
posted by whyzmehere (BROOKLYN, NY) May 10, 2010
Member since May 2010
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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3
Bad
Rogue Warrior
posted by username23 (DANVILLE, NH) Apr 2, 2010
Member since Apr 2010
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
Not much of a game.
Although, to be fair, I only made it through 2 levels before I was so bored I sent it back, so maybe the show gets better later on... But I doubt it.
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1
Horrible
rogue warrior
posted by steelers86 (NORWALK, CT) Mar 11, 2010
Member since Feb 2010
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
Beginner Shooter
posted by weizen (OSCEOLA, IN) Mar 9, 2010
Member since Dec 2008
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
This (probably) sucks
posted by MistaP (SAN DIEGO, CA) Feb 11, 2010
Member since Jan 2010
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
The gunplay is horrible. The controls are unresponsive.
It has in ,my opinion, terrible graphics.
And out of all the videos i've seen showcasing this video they all have at least 10 f-bombs in 'em.
Overall this looks like it freakin' can just eat it...
P.S. At least 60 f-bombs
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1
Horrible
Dissapointing
posted by Phalanx06 (EVERETT, WA) Jan 29, 2010
Member since Jan 2010
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Skip it
posted by Reneost (NESCONSET, NY) Jan 17, 2010
Member since Jan 2010
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
Chicago Enforcer is back, oh boy!
posted by threaldeal (ORLANDO, FL) Jan 17, 2010
Member since Feb 2007
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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3
Bad
Rogue Warrioris less warrior, and a lot of Rogue
posted by ohu812 (MC CORDSVILLE, IN) Jan 6, 2010
Member since Jul 2009
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Duke Nukem meets Bethesda's final exam
posted by Siksh0tz (GRAPEVINE, TX) Jan 2, 2010
Member since Nov 2008
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
I understand this game was suppose to be like a cheasy 80's flick, but they took it way to far. The dialog was so stupid and what is worse is that Mickey Rourke did the dialog. I thought Mickey did a good job and felt his talent was completely wasted. Something else that was odd is when the dialog is heard in the game you do not even feel like your character just said it. It's like Mickey is narrating the game with dirty language...pathetic.
The controls on this game were just awful. The crosshairs jerk/skip around so precision in this game is just painful. They dumb down the AI so you can sneak up behind enemies and make "kill moves." The AI is so dumb that the cut scene "kill move" isn't even gratifying because it was so easy.
The graphics look as if you are playing this game on a Wii. The character models made me laugh because there are only around 4 "types" of character models. Meaning that the "kill scene" you are shown killing the 4 same guys in the same outfits over and over...SIGH!
I only made it to level 3 or 4 of this game and had enough! I shipped it back and could careless about ever finishing it. I heard another big complaint was this game was extremely short...but I don't see that as a bad thing!
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4
Weak
Only Saving Grace
posted by Iceman3887 (PRINEVILLE, OR) Feb 11, 2010
Member since Dec 2007
9 out of 10 gamers (90%) found this review helpful
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6
Above Average
Not great, but some fun to be had
posted by tjsmoke (NORTHAMPTON, PA) Dec 3, 2009
Member since Dec 2008
50 out of 61 gamers (82%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Rogue Gameplay
posted by Nineteenth (BRONX, NY) Feb 7, 2010
Member since Feb 2010
7 out of 8 gamers (88%) found this review helpful
There is some value to be had in the game, the instant kill animations are quite funny and if you have someone making narration, you'll have a blast. Otherwise you'll wonder why they ever gave you a gun.
The titular character has somewhat of a potty mouth, suffering from T.V Tourette's syndrome, uncontrollable swearing spouting from his mouth everytime you kill an enemy or take damage. It's as if he hung out with the guys from FEAR a bit too long.
Speaking of the enemies, nothing says fun like enemies that know exactly where you are at any given time. Stealth is a viable action, that is until you're spotted and forced to invincible knife your way to victory.
Sound: Ah, the delightful sounds of never ending swearing and screaming. It goes from amusing to down right disturbing when you start to think about how many times can he use those words in a single breath.
Graphics: Next Generation Standard. Shiny for no reason. Glossy for no reason, but all and all good.
Online: Non-existent. I really don't have the patience to wait 4 hours for a game to start, if it ever does start.
Comedy Value : Truckloads of yelling " I AM THE JUGGERNAUT" while stabbing helpless enemies due to your amazing invincible frames. Killing yourself with a random grenade does lighten the mood and just when you think you're done, your infinite ammo pistol should suffice for more silly moments.
Overall : This game, like essentially every single Bethesda -Parent/Child game ever made. They would actually be good if they actually took the time to work out the flaws.
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1
Horrible
Rogue Warrior
posted by PBarronton (FOREST PARK, GA) Dec 11, 2009
Member since Dec 2009
19 out of 24 gamers (79%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
WOW, i was impressed.
posted by Lucasdiazm (HIALEAH, FL) Dec 15, 2009
Member since Dec 2009
14 out of 18 gamers (78%) found this review helpful
I feel bad writing this review because sometimes i feel bad for people, especially the creators of this game. This game sucks so much, the graphics are medium, the cussing every time you kill somebody gets super annoying, and disrespectful. This game is not recommended from me, waste of time, and space.
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1
Horrible
What a let down
posted by Kodiak928 (KINGMAN, AZ) Jan 3, 2010
Member since Jan 2010
3 out of 4 gamers (75%) found this review helpful
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4
Weak
Worse than ps 2 game
posted by Geneve (VAN NUYS, CA) Dec 3, 2009
Member since Feb 2008
11 out of 16 gamers (69%) found this review helpful
Can you imagine bad horror C movie watching at home, by fast forwarding it? that's what i felt during playing. don't rent it, its not worth trying it. the only good thing about this game kill move, which is still cheesy.
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10
Perfect
Perfect game
posted by p3rf3ct1 (SAINT PAUL, MN) Jan 12, 2010
Member since Jan 2010
6 out of 10 gamers (60%) found this review helpful
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5
Fair
An Average Shooter!
posted by Cybertron (GLEN BURNIE, MD) Dec 2, 2009
Member since Aug 2006
11 out of 20 gamers (55%) found this review helpful
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