posted by mbiphoto (DONALSONVILLE, GA) Jul 7, 2013
Member since Oct 2006
gamers (86%) found this review helpful
Let me start off by saying I am deeply disappointed with Deep Silver for having anything to do with this game. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you possibly the worst game in the history of gaming, Ride To H: Retribution.
If it’s a meaningless story line and horrible combat and vehicle physics you are looking for, Ride To H: Retribution is the game for you. Ride To H: Retribution is full of cut scenes that jump from one situation to another without you knowing what’s going on. The intro to the game should have been a sign that this was going to be a complete headache.
You start Ride To H: Retribution by riding down the road on your motorcycle; then, you are instantly on a chain gun mowing down other bikers. After that, immediately back on your bike; then, you are quickly in a fist of cuffs with another biker. Then, yup, you guessed it, back on your motorcycle riding. Sounds cool? Heck, no. Don’t be fooled.
I’m here to save you guys the trouble of renting, buying, or even thinking of ever picking this up and tainting your hand of such filth that Deep Silver deems gaming.
Let me see if I can list the problems I witnessed in only an hour of play:
–Horrible Voice Actors
–The main character’s hair moving when he walked, but his dog tags remained motionless
–God awful control with aiming weapons
–Vehicle issues (running into rocks, other vehicles, fences….and never slowing you down)
–Tanker trucks sliding sideways in the road for no apparent reason
–graphics were from the PS2 age
I did, however, have a few laughs with the fully clothed love making scenes. The female mechanic had on coveralls and, while she was in a reverse cowgirl position, they featured a view from her top half with the coveralls still on. Just freaking hilarious!!
I’ll be honest though….I got to the first boss and quit. I simply couldn't take it anymore. Just garbage. Gamefly wants me to edit the "H" word even though it's in the game title. O_o
This is the best game I have ever played! The graphics are incredible and the controls are super intuitive! The load screens are also wonderful, and very abundant. I could literally spend hours just watching them; in fact, I do! I have never played a game that excites me as much as this one. I can't wait for a sequel and I hope to see this ported to my next-gen console of choice: the Wii U. I would love to play this in 1080p at 60 fps with my pet potato!