posted by swfan34 (OCEAN SPRINGS, MS) Oct 17, 2009
Member since May 2008
Two reviews on this one.
One by a delusional homeless man, one by a semi-psychotic person WITH SENSE ENOUGH TO SAY THAT THE MOVIE SUCKED.
An apparently, you guys agree. This movie has the lowest GameFly rating of all, a 4.0. Not low enough, but better than 7.4.
I really don't want to talk too much about this one. But it tried. It really did. Although this movie gets close to Uwe Boll-worthy stupidity, it did really try. Tyrant is in it, and the guy who turns into Tyrant was pretty much William Birkin, and he was a good character. Wesker has a few cameos, though he doesn't do anything.
But I do have to say:
WHAT. THE. F.U.CK. PSYCHIC POWERS? REALLY?
Okay movie, I know you want to establish that your director and writer's girlfriend is a badass, but psychic powers won't cut it. No. Just no.
I don't want to dwell on this movie much longer, so I won't.\
Frankly, it's just horrible. It completely deserves the one I'm giving it, and I don't care what you guys who jerk.off to Milla Jovovich say. She's boobless, and therefore, not even hot enough to warrant watching the movie.
Worst in trilogy, absolutely dreadful movie overall, but good for a laugh once in a while.
Well first of all, you shouldnt watch this movie if you havent seen the first two, because you wont understand any of it. even if you are a fan of the game, which i am, you can still find this movie to some point still entertaining. I've been a fan of resident evil since the first one came out and i think this movie was awesome. so I guess in all the reviews its opinion based logic.