Not Worth Plundering
posted by JMichaud (BETHESDA, MD) Jun 23, 2010
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When a landlubber takes your booty, how far are you willing to go to make him walk the plank? You and three other scurvy dogs go out and beat up several bad guys and gals in Pirates Plund-Arrr (that’s how they spell it).
You can pick one of several character types (more types become available as you progress through the game), but there’s really no difference between them.
All you have to do is walk about, mash the 1 and 2 button to beat up on uninspired bad guys and other objects; keep your health full by eating several servings of food along the way (hidden in barrels, boxes or vases); and use points gained in combat to specialize in different type(s) of weapon(s), get more speed and more health.
Along the way, you get gold to get more powerful weapons, but this doesn’t change the tedious combat system one bit.
There are a several boss battles, but those big monsters will fall to most players' relentless hacking, slashing or shooting. What should be the most thrilling parts of this type of game turn out to be the most boring.
And after about three to four hours, I got to the end of the tired journey. The story is almost non-existent, and the characters are all forgettable. Heck, my character doesn’t even get his/her hands on a vast treasure at the end of this game.
Pirates Plund-Arr is only good for those of us looking for a short, mindless beat them up experience, and nothing more. SKIP IT.
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