What?!?
posted by lowtech (COVINGTON, KY) Mar 21, 2009
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I used to say "Americans are the best software engineers." But this polished t-u-r-d has got me re-thinking that opinion. It's as if the game was designed by the french, art produced by the Venezuelans, outsourced to the chinese, and tested by actual etheopian pirates (Who I am sure said the game would be better if "There was a way to hold the ship for ransom." And they are correct.)
Here is a list of things that would make this game better:
- not repeating the same 5 games three times.
- adding some, uh, adventure.
- control the ship in a way that makes sense.
- rowing the boat in a way that does not immediately over compensate turns.
- when sword ... oh never mind. This game isn't worth my time or yours.
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