Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers for Wii Reviews by Gamers

I really wanted to like this game. I loved the idea of my character running around in a bikini and a cowboy hat - and it was fun for the first five minutes.

The controls are tough to get used to, you can slash your sword around freely if you get a hang of it, but you'll use the targeting button a lot.

Once I started getting my sword stuck in the zombies, the game started going downhill fast. I would get stuck in one area, throwing projectile after projectile, scared to slash because every other slash would get stuck in the zombie, and I'd have to yank it out while the zombies patiently waited around to kill me (I was playing on easy mode).

Then the nunchuck freaked out, and my character got stuck running backward constantly. I thought my character had gone in to some kind of freak out mode and couldn't find until she recharged her courage.

Maybe if I was better at this genre of games, I'd have enjoyed, but the learning curve of this game was way too horrific and it was one of the least fun experiences I've had on the Wii.

This is the ultimate in hype let down. I was totally psyched about this solely on the title alone.

I mean, HOW CAN YOU MESS UP BIKINI GIRLS KILLING ZOMBIES???

This game will show you how.

I don't know what kind of games some of these other reviewers are used to, but this was pure garbage bags. Plain and simple.

Played this for about two and half minutes before I mailed this right back.

Graphics were poor, controls were irrelevant to the gameplay, and most important of all — Game is not fun.

Don't play this game unless you are SEVERELY, SEVERELY sexually frustrated.