Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad for Xbox 360 Reviews by Gamers

Well if you are looking for a mindless hack and slash this game is for you but if you want something like Resident Evil...stay away. Well I heard so many bad things about the game I thought I would rent the game myself just to prove that people were telling the truth. MY GOD WHY??????!!!!! The game started out for me ok. Didnt care for the naked scene in the beginning but for the first 1 hour of game play I enjoyed it. But when I arrived to a board where I was on a motorcycle and I did not have a clue how to control it and attack at the same time. Kept getting killed because the control scheme was some what clunking and the motocycle kept getting stuck on the wall and zombie dogs kept killing me. I heard the achievements for this game is very difficult to unlock and the costumes. You have to play through the game several times to unlock both. Went online to check achievements but to no surprise that did not help me. After 1 hour of play it sat in my house on my tv stand and everytime I went to put it in my Xbox I thought "MY GOD WHY???!!!!" It could have been so much better. The characters are great but they move like barbie dolls on the screen...so STIFF! It is 2010 and the gaming community still has to put up with GAME DEVELOPERS BEING LAZY! MY GOD WHY???! I almost bought this game for 12 bucks. So glad that gamefly is around for reasons like this. There is no excuse for a game to be this BAD! I wanted to play this game. I tried to play this game but I couldnt get pass getting stuck in a room with stupied looking zombies who didnt know how to attack me half the time. The AI for the game sometimes can be sooo stupied. But the one thing that made me upset more than anything is not knowing how to unlock the achievements. While playing you would unlock the goals. There are 3 levels to each goal. Once you unlock all 3 levels you get the achievement. But when you first unlock the goal you have to remember how you did it if not you dont get the achievement. Game SUCKS!!!

Unfortunately, everything. From the very beginning, I was confused. No clear goals, no tutorial, no hints, and only a vague idea of what buttons to press until I died. The graphics are PSone, at best, unless you count the boob jiggling, which they spent the entire budget on. The plot is non-existent. There was more "plot" in DOA volleyball. The "acting" consisted of the characters standing in the same screen, and mouthing their lines, never even looking away to each other. Don't even hope to understand what the menus mean. "POINT GET" was my favorite part of the whole game. At least then I felt like I was progressing through...something. The violence is over-the-top with blood spraying everywhere as soon as you peer at a zombie. The targeting is sketchy at best, and with no guide to tell you how to use it, almost non-existent. The music is a joke, the sound effects are "uhhhhh".....and every now and again a "ha!" Sad, really. This could have been a fun hack and slash, but instead I was confused, appalled, and disappointed. A winning anime franchise could have done a lot better than to slap their name on this piece of...well, you get the idea. I suggest turning off the map, which is badly made, by mashing all the buttons until it goes away. Kind of like this game...