Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad for Xbox 360 Reviews by Gamers

Unfortunately, everything. From the very beginning, I was confused. No clear goals, no tutorial, no hints, and only a vague idea of what buttons to press until I died. The graphics are PSone, at best, unless you count the boob jiggling, which they spent the entire budget on. The plot is non-existent. There was more "plot" in DOA volleyball. The "acting" consisted of the characters standing in the same screen, and mouthing their lines, never even looking away to each other. Don't even hope to understand what the menus mean. "POINT GET" was my favorite part of the whole game. At least then I felt like I was progressing through...something. The violence is over-the-top with blood spraying everywhere as soon as you peer at a zombie. The targeting is sketchy at best, and with no guide to tell you how to use it, almost non-existent. The music is a joke, the sound effects are "uhhhhh".....and every now and again a "ha!" Sad, really. This could have been a fun hack and slash, but instead I was confused, appalled, and disappointed. A winning anime franchise could have done a lot better than to slap their name on this piece of...well, you get the idea. I suggest turning off the map, which is badly made, by mashing all the buttons until it goes away. Kind of like this game...