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8
Very Good
give it some time
posted by boomdizzle (TOPEKA, KS) Jul 3, 2010
Member since Jun 2010
86 out of 107 gamers (80%) found this review helpful
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5
Fair
Cool concept, boring gameplay
posted by cernunnos (GAINESVILLE, FL) Jul 20, 2010
Member since Jun 2009
9 out of 13 gamers (69%) found this review helpful
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3
Bad
Best.Game.Ever
posted by Naughtiest (SUPERIOR, WI) Jul 22, 2010
Member since Jul 2010
23 out of 35 gamers (66%) found this review helpful
I wouldn't recommend waiting for this game. I would maybe get it if you were really bored of other games, otherwise avoid it completely.
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8
Very Good
Beartastic
posted by mrdude311 (DEADWOOD, SD) Jul 5, 2010
Member since Nov 2006
22 out of 34 gamers (65%) found this review helpful
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3
Bad
An Absolute Mess of a "Game".
posted by NukeDukem (WALLA WALLA, WA) Jul 23, 2010
Member since Aug 2008
12 out of 18 gamers (67%) found this review helpful
Yes. You CAN scare other bears into suicide. Yes, you CAN kill other bears using bones, axes, Uzis, sticks, and other weapons. But there is no thrill. No fun. The AI is so stupid, so unknowing of your presence, they will walk right past you, even though you are right next to them attempting to murder you.
The "Insanity" feature, what happens when you scare a bear enough to make him go over the edge, does nothing. He does the exact same things he would regulary do. The only differences are that you can do one final push and make him kill himself, and if other bears see him, they will become more afraid.
The "combat" consists of pressing the Attack Button until your enemy is weak enough to Kill. If your enemy decides he's in trouble, he may swing. But don't worry, you can just press the Dodge Button. This works, no matter what. You can get hit on screen, the weapon, bullet, whatever can go right through Naughty Bear, but it will still say you have successfully dodged.
The challenge levels consist of such annoying challenges that you want to throw your controller at the wall in frustration. The definition of "challenging" in this game, is to send loads of enemies at you and corner you so you can't escape in a mission that requires you to not get hurt for the entire level. And believe me, when the enemy bears can hit your through windows, walls, and doors, that is a problem.
Overall, it is rather charming, but avoid this mess like the plague. Naughty indeed.
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5
Fair
Shame...
posted by LivFast (GERMANTOWN, MD) Jul 1, 2010
Member since Jul 2010
20 out of 32 gamers (62%) found this review helpful
First off is the freezing; without savepoints this can be very frustrating when in my case it happened at the end of the first level. I even ran the game off my HD but it still froze 3 more times on me.
Second is the dizzy cam; it's very loose with a mind of it's own at times. It makes it difficult to navigate corners and chase down fleeing bears.
Third is the progression; I got to a point 2 chapters into the story where I cannot get to the 3rd until I do some challenges. Failing and freezing means that I'm stuck on the same tiny map until the bugs cooperate and let me move on.
Lastly is it just feels rough; The graphics seem rushed and the animations don't feel synched. It can be tough to tell what specific items are at times with the weird green fog around everything you can pick up.
Overall it's a fresh idea but the rushed feel and bugs really knock this down. I'm giving it a boosted 5 because that's the rating I think it deserves once the freezing is patched (which I'm sure they'll correct at some point). It's a short entertaining rent when the freezing is fixed but not much more.
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2
Really Bad
Repetitive. Repetitive. Repetitive.
posted by Elusive (DELAVAN, WI) Aug 8, 2010
Member since Apr 2010
6 out of 9 gamers (67%) found this review helpful
Pros.
Unique idea
Killing teddy bears
7 episodes and then sub episodes off of the episodes
Very entertaining for the first hour or so
Cons
Every map looks exactly the same
If you fail a challenge u have to restart the whole level
Each weapon only has one finishing move, and from what i played there were not that many weapons
Controls are not great
Overall the game was a major disappointment. It seems like if they would have put more time into it the game could have been great. Challenges were pretty basic you kill some bears, then destroy some presents, then you have to kill a bear with a hat.
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4
Weak
Gamefly makes this game okay.
posted by Vampic420 (WAUSEON, OH) Aug 28, 2010
Member since Aug 2010
9 out of 14 gamers (64%) found this review helpful
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9
Excellent
One word... BRUTAL!
posted by xVaultBoyx (TECUMSEH, MI) Jun 29, 2010
Member since Apr 2007
34 out of 56 gamers (61%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
Stay Away!!
posted by gutz701 (COLUMBIA, CT) Jun 30, 2010
Member since Jun 2010
40 out of 68 gamers (59%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
Abomination
posted by wombanimal (SOMERVILLE, MA) Sep 21, 2010
Member since Sep 2010
5 out of 8 gamers (62%) found this review helpful
He is clever. He isn't going to try to scare you into it. He isn't going to bribe you because, after all, you can get from a pillow what he provides in company.
He made a TBear interesting enough to attract the attention of your darkside, and put him in a game for you. It seems like you get to take out some tension on Teddy Bears. Looks are deceiving.
The parts of this game you play are locked inside endless and long load screens. Perhaps there are more angry bears than i think & they watch you on pirate xbox live feeds - getting frustrated with this monster of a game.
The controls are poorly designed and perform poorly.
The menus and load screens are many and offer little to nothing.
The 7 attempts they make at humor on the load screens are not only proof that they are as lame as we think & only serve to mock you as the game freezes there time & time again.
This game makes Naughty Gamers. Ones that destroy their whole bedrooms in one reasonable tantrum.
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1
Horrible
WOW REALLY?
posted by EHulk109 (PIKEVILLE, KY) Aug 24, 2010
Member since Aug 2010
5 out of 8 gamers (62%) found this review helpful
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7
Good
Dissapointing, but still fun.
posted by Dexter16 (SAN ANTONIO, TX) Jun 29, 2010
Member since Mar 2008
17 out of 31 gamers (55%) found this review helpful
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8
Very Good
so misunderstood
posted by sniper123 (MIDDLEBORO, MA) Sep 30, 2010
Member since Aug 2010
2 out of 4 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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7
Good
Naughty Bear
posted by Nomed777 (SANDY, UT) Aug 13, 2010
Member since Aug 2010
2 out of 4 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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8
Very Good
Worth a rent, but don't buy.
posted by RichardV (THOUSAND OAKS, CA) Jul 27, 2010
Member since Sep 2007
2 out of 4 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
The game is not very laggy per say, but sometimes it freezes up in mid game or on loading screens which is very frustrating, but its not that often. The game with just 7 levels only takes about a day to rush through, but it has a lot of bonus levels, some of which are fun. If you think all you do is hit teddy bears with a baseball bat, then go back to MW2, where you sit for hours sniping people with you intervention. But if you understand the true point of this game then rent it, but because of the short story, don't buy it. I would like to say that the multiplayer lasts forever, but while some things are fun, it too is kind of glitchy and annoying.
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8
Very Good
Don't P.O. Naughty
posted by xxltjamesx (MANDEVILLE, LA) Jul 22, 2010
Member since Jul 2010
2 out of 4 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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5
Fair
Stuffed carnage is fun, but fails to keep my focus
posted by Saucer (WAYNE, MI) Jul 8, 2010
Member since Jul 2010
2 out of 4 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
Within the first hour of playing NB, things started to get repetitive. While the executions are filled with hilarity, it reminded me too much of Manhunt for PS2, with the constant repetition of killing methods.
Each level is split into different challenge levels, which are unlocked by achieving higher trophies (from bronze up to platinum.)
My problem while playing, was I tried to play each challenge level before moving on to the next level.
Once I moved on to level 2, 3, and so on, the game did get a bit more interesting, and sparked a little bit more fun into the game, experimenting with the new weapons each level brought with it.
However, in the end, the game was just too repetitive for my liking.
Any achievement hunters will enjoy this game, however, as there are many achievements which are incredibly easy to attain.
Naughty Bear was, by no means, a complete waste of time. It was a very fun title for the first hour or two of gameplay.
If they ever decide to green light a Naughty Bear 2, I'd throw that on my GameQ in a heartbeat.
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10
Perfect
Awesome
posted by player2 (BEVERLY, MA) Jul 2, 2010
Member since Apr 2007
9 out of 20 gamers (45%) found this review helpful
your head in a car door or repeadetly stab other bears in the face with an axe. You can do that in this game.
Get this game!
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7
Good
Almost to much fun.
posted by XxTHExBANSHEExX (MASSILLON, OH) Mar 8, 2011
Member since Mar 2011
1 out of 2 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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7
Good
Hitman: Care Bear Island
posted by Sombo (CHULUOTA, FL) Feb 19, 2011
Member since Feb 2011
1 out of 2 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
craaaaaaaaaap
posted by justinownz (LILY, KY) Aug 18, 2010
Member since Aug 2010
1 out of 2 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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7
Good
Not For Hardcore Gamers
posted by Jackson39 (WESTERVILLE, OH) Jul 21, 2010
Member since Jul 2010
1 out of 2 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Not great
posted by Banstyle (ASTORIA, NY) Jul 6, 2010
Member since Mar 2008
3 out of 7 gamers (43%) found this review helpful
What you don't see: There's only one level. And you play it over and over and over again. Fun for five minutes, then it becomes an awful grind.
The game slowly introduces this level with different rules (don't be seen, can't take damage, etc) but essentially there's one level! Even Sneak King had more than one level, and it wasn't $50 retail.
This is a perfect example of a game that should have been XBLA but was pushed into retail for some reason. If it was XBLA it would be praised. Alas.
It's not terrible, but I'm sure glad I rented it.
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6
Above Average
Eh
posted by kmarsh131 (CANFIELD, OH) Jul 1, 2010
Member since Jul 2010
4 out of 10 gamers (40%) found this review helpful
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