i had hoped for more :(
posted by xDeadWingx (SARASOTA, FL) Jul 2, 2010
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I read some bad early reviews but stayed optimistic when I put this game on my Q. Alot of the good reviews seem to say gameplay and story is matching Assassins Creed/ Grand Theft Auto, so this much I was excited for. When I got it, the first thing I noticed is that there is no wide open world to explore. The game is sectioned into 6 episodes, with 6 chapters in each episode. Each episode has a theme that it runs a story with (friend is having a party, and ur not invited is episode 1) Every chapter in an episode is pretty much the same small map, with the same story line, and maybe a new challenge. Each time you play a chapter you are on a combo timer, which makes the stealth aspect of the game almost worthless to attempt. The teddy's run away almost before they even see you and begin barricading themselves indoors by the time ur 1 minute in. The camera is ABSOLUTELY idiotic. Controls feel very awkward, using R1 to scope and R2 to fire. Impact physics are weak, AI is overly repetitive (2 steps turn, run, 2 steps fall, 5 steps fall, 5 steps fall... etc) action sequences just aren't as satisfying as I'd hoped, though plunging a bears face into a bar-b-que the first time was fun... though around the fifth time, I got bored. Unlockable costumes with attributes was cool. I think this would be fun to play when ur really bored and have nothing else to do, other than repeat the same 6 levels 50 million times to get a good score. Overall, I was very disappointed... An I was just hoping for some witty humor spouting from a fluffy teddy bear (like another conker-esque game) but this game failed me there too... :( sad day
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