Don't Even Bother! It Ain't Worth a Second Glance!
posted by BULLY123 (PRATTVILLE, AL) Jul 12, 2010
Member since Jul 2008
gamers (100%) found this review helpful
"Monster House"...the title pretty much sums everything up.
This game is so dull it's sad. I don't get what the "big deal" is over it. Needless to say, I hated the movie as well...so this coming from a non-fan.
:( This game is just plain sorry. I mean, the entire thing makes me want to pull my frizzy, LONG red hair out along with poking out my ugly brown eyes!
Okay, to the game: these three idiot kids investigate this monster house who's like, "evil" and all. T.T It's sooooo boring I could cry the plot is! The gameplay is awful and clunky, BELIEVE ME!
And don't get me started out the three idiot kids, or I'll never stop ranting! Their frickin' mouths don't even match their dialogue at all! It's just plain annoying to hear their weird voices too!
Okaaaay...let's continue on...
...None whatsoever-well...maybe ONE pro is the fact that the idiot girl you can play as, is tough and doesn't let the boys do all the work. Glad she doesn't, 'cause that would be real sexist and all. :)
STUPID GOALS, ANNOYING VOICES, AWFUL CAMERA MOVEMENTS, DISGRACEFUL GRAPHICS, HIDEOUS RESIDENT EVIL WANNABE STYLE PLOT, UGLY CHARACTERS, NO POINT WHATSOEVER, STUPID MUSIC, AWFUL SPEED RACER STYLE MOUTH MOVEMENTS THAT DON'T MATCH DIALOGUE, UGLY AND YUCKY, CLUNKY MOVEMENTS, AND OVER-USAGE OF WATER GUNS!
...All in all, this game's just trash in the form of a disk. And believe me, you'll see what I mean when you play the game for yourself! ;(
.....Now, LITTLE kids might enjoy it...but no adult in their right mind would. Neither would a teenage gamer! And even a tween gamer (<--Me!) wouldn't like it!
........................................................I'm through now. -.-
posted by boosiemom (CUYAHOGA FALLS, OH) Jul 26, 2006
Member since Jul 2006
gamers (29%) found this review helpful
hello, this game is quite boring, and was able to be beaten in a very short time with myself and my 5 year old son. the levels are short, and easy. for example when you need a key, you can usually find it in a very obvious spot one room over. also, the very last battle was about the most boring end to a video game i have ever played. there is also no replay value. i am glad i rented it and did not purchase it.