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Don't Even Bother! It Ain't Worth a Second Glance!
posted by BULLY123 (PRATTVILLE, AL) Jul 12, 2010
Member since Jul 2008
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
"Monster House"...the title pretty much sums everything up.
This game is so dull it's sad. I don't get what the "big deal" is over it. Needless to say, I hated the movie as well...so this coming from a non-fan.
:( This game is just plain sorry. I mean, the entire thing makes me want to pull my frizzy, LONG red hair out along with poking out my ugly brown eyes!
Okay, to the game: these three idiot kids investigate this monster house who's like, "evil" and all. T.T It's sooooo boring I could cry the plot is! The gameplay is awful and clunky, BELIEVE ME!
And don't get me started out the three idiot kids, or I'll never stop ranting! Their frickin' mouths don't even match their dialogue at all! It's just plain annoying to hear their weird voices too!
Okaaaay...let's continue on...
Pros:
...None whatsoever-well...maybe ONE pro is the fact that the idiot girl you can play as, is tough and doesn't let the boys do all the work. Glad she doesn't, 'cause that would be real sexist and all. :)
Cons:
STUPID GOALS, ANNOYING VOICES, AWFUL CAMERA MOVEMENTS, DISGRACEFUL GRAPHICS, HIDEOUS RESIDENT EVIL WANNABE STYLE PLOT, UGLY CHARACTERS, NO POINT WHATSOEVER, STUPID MUSIC, AWFUL SPEED RACER STYLE MOUTH MOVEMENTS THAT DON'T MATCH DIALOGUE, UGLY AND YUCKY, CLUNKY MOVEMENTS, AND OVER-USAGE OF WATER GUNS!
...All in all, this game's just trash in the form of a disk. And believe me, you'll see what I mean when you play the game for yourself! ;(
.....Now, LITTLE kids might enjoy it...but no adult in their right mind would. Neither would a teenage gamer! And even a tween gamer (<--Me!) wouldn't like it!
........................................................I'm through now. -.-
This game is so dull it's sad. I don't get what the "big deal" is over it. Needless to say, I hated the movie as well...so this coming from a non-fan.
:( This game is just plain sorry. I mean, the entire thing makes me want to pull my frizzy, LONG red hair out along with poking out my ugly brown eyes!
Okay, to the game: these three idiot kids investigate this monster house who's like, "evil" and all. T.T It's sooooo boring I could cry the plot is! The gameplay is awful and clunky, BELIEVE ME!
And don't get me started out the three idiot kids, or I'll never stop ranting! Their frickin' mouths don't even match their dialogue at all! It's just plain annoying to hear their weird voices too!
Okaaaay...let's continue on...
Pros:
...None whatsoever-well...maybe ONE pro is the fact that the idiot girl you can play as, is tough and doesn't let the boys do all the work. Glad she doesn't, 'cause that would be real sexist and all. :)
Cons:
STUPID GOALS, ANNOYING VOICES, AWFUL CAMERA MOVEMENTS, DISGRACEFUL GRAPHICS, HIDEOUS RESIDENT EVIL WANNABE STYLE PLOT, UGLY CHARACTERS, NO POINT WHATSOEVER, STUPID MUSIC, AWFUL SPEED RACER STYLE MOUTH MOVEMENTS THAT DON'T MATCH DIALOGUE, UGLY AND YUCKY, CLUNKY MOVEMENTS, AND OVER-USAGE OF WATER GUNS!
...All in all, this game's just trash in the form of a disk. And believe me, you'll see what I mean when you play the game for yourself! ;(
.....Now, LITTLE kids might enjoy it...but no adult in their right mind would. Neither would a teenage gamer! And even a tween gamer (<--Me!) wouldn't like it!
........................................................I'm through now. -.-