seriously alot of the dialog is like expecting good action from a hump film. its just not there but has a sort of crass charm to it. i nice change from the heavy FPS game market out there right now. its a big change from the ole LSL games also. Lots of platforming, shooting, and fist fights. Basically no puzzles. Which has its ups and downs. Its actually a pretty dang hard game when it comes to figuring out the platforming. Getting laid is no prob, and dont expect any really arrousing scenes, as there is no. Generic big boobs low cut shirt, short shorts. So no real nudes. Except, i think there is about 50 or so phalic (weirners) in this game. Only really good nudes are from the ice bergs, of the ladies... fun game, but not enough real sleeze.
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Before I say how horrible this game is, I guess I will give it some pitty for their jokes and cutscenes and the girls. Other then that, this game went straight down the toilet. Only some really horrible things about this game was the controls were really awful. The worst controls u can make in a game. And the combat was even more horrible. Here the combat move. A is to punch. And it's not even like a man punch, it's more like a wussy punch. The jumping is also horrible. They made this character like, so stupid, I can't believe it. And the way they made him run looks like a dysfunctional moron jogging. So I say the developers of this game, made this game look even worse then flies on some garbage. Smelly stinky dysfunctional garbage. (Worst of all, they made no cheats) WHAAAT!? So when u read this, lemmie say I am saving your time to rent or buy this game. Because If you do, this will for sure, waste your time. What happened to the old Liesure Suit Larry games? This one was an abomination then the other one. All of the other Larry games were really good untill this one came out. And one other thing, this character also is a major wuss when it comes to falling. Even from like 5 ft high, u would lose like, half of ur life. Let's just hope the same creator of this god for saken game dosnt make another one.