looks cool, but completely stupid
posted by tommyshooter (AUSTIN, TX) Feb 20, 2012
Member since Sep 2011
When I first heard of LAIR, I thought " Wow! this looks cool! Flying dragons and killing other dragons! I should rent it, and if it's really fun, I'll buy it!" So, on Gamefly, I press the "rent" button on LAIR. I soon move it to the top of my gameQ. A few days later, It comes in the mail, and I pop it into the ps3, my hands gripping the controller with excitement. Soon this tutorial comes up, called "How to fly your dragon." It prints on the screeen, "move the SIAXSIS motion controller to fly in that direction." I move the controller. My idiotic dragon, controlled by the world's worst control scheme, slams into a random cliff and plummets to the ground, taking me with him. Words in bold print trace across the screen, spelling "YOU DIED. TRY AGAIN?. Press x to try again." Figuring it was my own fault I died, I tried again. And again. And again. Soon I came to my senses and popped out the disk, shoved it into its rightful place, the Gamefly sleeve, and personally handed it to the mail truck. LAIR was an ultra idiotic game, and a stupid descision made by Sony to even liscence this game. Soon I checked on Gamefly, saw it's user rating (4.9) And I thought "I'm so stupid to rent this." Whoever reads this, NEVER EVER RENT THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ENEN GIVE IT A 2!!!! ALWAYS GIVE IT A 1 AND NEVER RENT IT!!!!!!
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