Fail Cry
posted by stufftough (OAKLAND, CA) Jan 21, 2013
Member since Jan 2013
Spoiler Alert: The Gameplay = Facepalm. There’s a part in the game where you have to fight a giant demon wearing a mask. Also there’s a part where one villain is attacking you with a knife, in your head, and there’s like fifty of him, he never stops coming. That makes me sound lazy for describing it that way, but that’s the only way. Then you stab this villain and when you wake up, you’re told that you killed him…. Yeah, even though that was clearly a dream, you killed him. He’s dead, he’s not coming back. No more of his weird nonsensical focking speeches, he died in a dream you had, and now I’m off to face the main, main villain of the game.
Spoiler Alert: The Gameplay = Facepalm. There’s a part in the game where you have to fight a giant demon wearing a mask. Also there’s a part where one villain is attacking you with a knife, in your head, and there’s like fifty of him, he never stops coming. That makes me sound lazy for describing it that way, but that’s the only way. Then you stab this villain and when you wake up, you’re told that you killed him…. Yeah, even though that was clearly a dream, you killed him. He’s dead, he’s not coming back. No more of his weird nonsensical focking speeches, he died in a dream you had, and now I’m off to face the main, main villain of the game.
When it’s 2012 & you’re still releasing a game that has protect the dumb A.I. missions in it. When I’m a bad azz, taking down an entire fleet of armed enemies with a bow & arrow, grenades, molotovs, machete & I only earn 300 experience points; then I go to another island, play a game of texas hold-em and earn 3,000 exp points. When the game tells you to land a hang glider on a long stretch of ground, in a game filled with hills, rocks, & trees, the only way I ever safely landed one was in deep water. When I unlock a really cool looking gun I might actually want to shoot around, but it costs more than I can keep in my wallet but I can’t craft a bigger wallet because I can’t kill a Sha
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