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4
Weak
Crazy Gamers Beware
posted by notthatguy (BOSSIER CITY, LA) Sep 9, 2008
Member since Dec 2007
13 out of 13 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
The graphics weren't spectacular or anything, but they were good. The gameplay, well it's not like anything you've played before. The controls are simple, yet I feel like I spent the entire time trying to master them, and right as I thought I had them down, I still got my --- beat.
The main problem I had was that I spent all 30 minutes trying to beat this guy (on easy), and the whole time I was winning, but for some reason when the fight went into the "sudden death" round, the computer stepped it up a notch and kicked my ---.....and that round is the ONLY one that matters because if ya lose that one, then you lose the whole fight. It shouldn't even go into a "sudden death" round if your opponent didn't even knock you down once!
Oh yeah, did I mention it gets a little REPETITIVE. It's basically High Attack, Low Attack, over and over and over, with an occasional 'throw' and 'breaker'
I don't know, maybe others would be better at this game than I was. It does seem like one of those games that someone would either like a lot, or dislike a lot. But as you can tell from the GameFly rating....not a lot of fans.
I got this game cause the whole concept of the picture thing seemed interesting, and the game description sounded cool, but I am glad I rented it to see for myself.
Crazy Gamers Beware: This one will bring out the crazy in you!
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7
Good
Punch-Out?
posted by Freeze17 (KUNA, ID) Nov 14, 2008
Member since Jan 2005
3 out of 3 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Pete and Repeat were on a Boat....
posted by Greg824 (LIBBY, MT) Oct 4, 2008
Member since Jan 2008
2 out of 2 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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3
Bad
PFFFFFT!
posted by sumyunguy (PAWTUCKET, RI) Jul 15, 2009
Member since Oct 2008
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
what is this?
posted by Edxjub (AVENTURA, FL) Feb 10, 2009
Member since Dec 2007
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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5
Fair
Not What It Should Be
posted by archicam (CHARLOTTE, NC) Jan 16, 2009
Member since Mar 2008
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
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8
Very Good
Pretty good, smarter then yobut for how long.....
posted by HarryMason (CANYON COUNTRY, CA) Nov 21, 2008
Member since Nov 2008
1 out of 1 gamers (100%) found this review helpful
facebreaker touts itself as a boxing game, but really, its a very intense game of paper rock scissors. but thats not bad, its smarter then you think. In the game, you throw high punches and low punches, plus super punches and blocks. If a person throws a high punch, and your quick or smart enough to press and hold it at the same time, too, youll dodge the attack and counterattack. but he can do the same for that, also, forever until failure.
While this may sound boring, its actually quite intense. like someone throwing paper rock scissors at you rapid fire, each time hes smarter or faster then you, pounding your ugly little face in until you fall down. Fall down, and have the deformation physics completely disfigure your face, to the point of unrecognition. its simply amazing what you can do to yourself and others in this game. People seriously get messed up, especially when you get the instant game winning FACEBREAKER, pounding their face into the ground.
PLAYER CREATION
this is the best part. you can, and people have, make anybody. Borack obama, hillary clinton, chris rock, THE JOKER, Spiderman, a fat superdeformed monstronsity, yourself. anythings possible. you can even go to the website, send in a photo of you (or anybody else), and get it made into a face. I had alot of fun. Look for my Smurfette character. I planned to make more, but alas.....
summary
fun, but i found myself returning the game after two days. i already had hot shots golf out, why have two pick-up-and-play games, when i could be playing mirrors edge or silent hill?
but worth it, if you already have a serious game out, and you really dont feel like another 17 hours of GTA, and just want to watch a hot chick beat the heck out of you or your friends. give it a shot
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1
Horrible
facebraker stinks
posted by irishchimp (SPRING, TX) Sep 10, 2008
Member since May 2008
7 out of 8 gamers (88%) found this review helpful
the problem is the game is supposed to be fun and funny but it lacks in both, the reason is it is just way to hard, even on the lowest seting I could not make it past the boss on the first belt , so fun was thrown right out the door on that one second the people in the game say the same thing over and over again , it never changes so insted of being funny it just gets old real fast.
for the love of god!!dont play this game
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3
Bad
Garbage
posted by KJeezie (GREENSBORO, NC) Sep 9, 2008
Member since Sep 2007
3 out of 4 gamers (75%) found this review helpful
Terribly flawed and unbalanced gameplay mechanics alongside brutally punishing AI make this a chore to play
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5
Fair
Fun game, but torchure on your fingers!
posted by eddieb (Memphis, TN) Sep 9, 2008
Member since Sep 2008
3 out of 4 gamers (75%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
Not good at all!!
posted by Gamflyguy (CRANSTON, RI) Apr 8, 2009
Member since Feb 2009
2 out of 3 gamers (67%) found this review helpful
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1
Horrible
atari has better games then this one
posted by rushnok (NEWTON FALLS, OH) Jan 16, 2009
Member since Jan 2009
1 out of 2 gamers (50%) found this review helpful
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9
Excellent
That's gonna leave a mark
posted by gateway (SPLENDORA, TX) Sep 8, 2008
Member since Apr 2005
3 out of 14 gamers (21%) found this review helpful
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2
Really Bad
Just terrible
posted by eggman4397 (RENSSELAER, NY) Sep 2, 2012
Member since Sep 2012
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3
Bad
facebreaker
posted by Cameron21 (SAN JOSE, CA) Feb 25, 2009
Member since Jan 2008
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2
Really Bad
WOW this game is bad
posted by cobra427 (CHESHIRE, CT) Feb 3, 2009
Member since Oct 2007
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1
Horrible
putting your face on the game
posted by tanisha (BUFFALO, NY) Jan 11, 2009
Member since Dec 2008
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4
Weak
Not Good
posted by rbolinjr (RIVERSIDE, IA) Jan 4, 2009
Member since Aug 2008
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3
Bad
This game was lame
posted by caligirl76 (SAN FRANCISCO, CA) Jan 2, 2009
Member since Dec 2008
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1
Horrible
Not much to say
posted by sonylife (EVERGREEN, CO) Dec 22, 2008
Member since Nov 2008
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3
Bad
good try but no cigar
posted by racerboy (SCHOFIELD BARRACKS, HI) Dec 14, 2008
Member since Oct 2007
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4
Weak
pointless
posted by mazel2004 (MEMPHIS, TN) Dec 12, 2008
Member since Jun 2008
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5
Fair
game is not good at all
posted by hillbilly2 (RED OAK, TX) Dec 6, 2008
Member since Oct 2008
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4
Weak
facebreaker
posted by mightymous (FORT MYERS, FL) Dec 5, 2008
Member since Nov 2008
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4
Weak
Don't Bother
posted by babalou (BROOKLYN, NY) Dec 1, 2008
Member since Jul 2008
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