posted by jonesey (JEFFERSON CITY, MO) Feb 21, 2012
Member since Jul 2006
gamers (7%) found this review helpful
I don't know where to start. First off, the dialogue in from the first scene must have been written by a 10 year old. Hold on, before that, the premise is so amazingly stupid. It is one of those rare stories that is both convoluted and idiotic simultaneously. The game play is something I would expect to find on the original Gameboy System. The graphics are.... (sigh) I just realized that I've wasted another 5 minutes of my life writing about this terrible game. Don't ever play it. Tell your mother, tell your friends. Worst game ever.
Think Final Fantasy Tactics NIS style. This means childish, annoying dialogue designed for immature 12 year olds. Not average 12 year olds, but immature ones. That's bad. NIS specializes in childish, immature dialogue, sexually innapropriate innuendos, and subpar gameplay. But they have great graphics. What a shame. I'd like to see more Tactics style games, but not like this. NIS is the worst developer out there.