DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!
posted by JohnnyPDX (BEAVERTON, OR) Jan 26, 2007
Member since Jan 2007
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I will keep this short, cause you don't need to be inundated with information about a horrible, horrible game.
I'll admit, I got it to see how much I could be turned on by bump-mapping, whatever the .... that is. My friends said, "Dude, get that one! I want to see hot chicks!"
And I would be proud to write a positive review, if the game even came close to what it was purporting to offer.
The gameplay is rudamentary. While I didn't have a problem adjusting to the controls, I've seen more finness in an old-school NES game. The fluidity of the gameplay is about as seductive as jagged rock shoved up your shoot, if that's your thing. Combined with the wholly unchanged graphical prowess of it's predecessor, I might as well have bought the original, used, at a fraction of the cost.
In a nutshell, I couldn't send it back fast enough. Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather spend that $50 striking out on a horrible date than admit to owning this game. It's not a game, it's a joke. It's the faded, 1970s playboy magazine that your 12-year-old brother relies on to discover his manhood. It's far benieth anyone who has developed even an iota of discernable taste.
Steer clear of this one. Download the trailer, cause like any other C- movie, it'll show you the best of it's best, but the rest is simply total (explative deleted).
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