Don't worry; you can pass this one up
posted by Nakigara (DENTON, TX) Sep 30, 2012
Member since Apr 2012
Preface: This review is centered around story mode because I played that first. Once I was done with story I was too disgusted to play online. Online might be awesome and a totally different game. I seriously doubt it.
Pros:
Graphics are nice.
Cons:
ADD story mode
LOL spam two buttonz. Works great if you're seizure prone.
Default controls are BRIEFLY explained (wait, what did that message say? )
The standard XBOX controller button colors are assigned to actions that share the same colors but not the same physical button associations. (Green X? What?)
Once you do finally finish story mode, you're treated to the classically weak non-ending ending plus a lousy song. Breasts are definitely downplayed here, which is a shame because making a playable game seems beyond their capabilities. Once you cut what the game made its reputation on (laughable character animations), you're left with an aborted mess that shouldn't have made it to testing.
But hey, better than that POS Transformers:FOC game so there's that. Grats #2 worst game of the year, guys.
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