As good as gettin kicked in the face...with cleats
posted by Ragnar (FARMINGTON, NY) Feb 19, 2008
Member since Nov 2007
gamers (93%) found this review helpful
This was so terrible to the point where i cant even write a full review on it. I literally couldnt play it for more than 10 minutes before i wanted to go slam my head into the wall.
The graphics are PS1 style, which is ushally not even important to me because i just want to play a good game...but they were really pushin it with this one. The story has been done before (cough) or is being done right now, ill get into that later...the AI is like a bunch of autistic kids playing with fire (random and ridiculous). The voice acting is decent with some mild humor here and there, this is the only reason this game got saved from a 1. the voice acting...kinda sad huh? and the gameplay is just miserable, and you have no choice of weapons. Considering i couldnt bring myself to finish the game, let alone the first lvl i have heard from other reviewers that the game is not long and the only fun aspect of the game is the co-op. good enough, if you got a buddy who can pull himself to sit down and play this piece of garbage good on you.
overall this game is not even worth checking out honestly. Now to get back to a point i made earlier about how this game has been done before or IS being done now...This was eidos half heartdly, no effort attempt at trying to trump the real game coming out of this genre. and if you now anything about video games or have been keeping up with any kind of gaming news i think we all know what i am talking about. Army Of Two. That game is going to be the real deal. This was just an attempt from eidos to try and cop off the idea make a quick attempt at they're own low budget version and hope people will play it insted of AOTwo. well they failed miserably. I honestly never give bad reviews and always find the better side of a bad game and try and make it at least appealing to gamers of all types...but this one just killed me. For the first time in a long time i really couldnt even force myself to keep playing to see if it was worth it. Terrible
gamers (100%) found this review helpful
Well this game could have been alot better. It looks very old like it should be on the xbox not the xbox 360. The co-op feature online is pretty nice only if u can find someone online playing. The online is bad cuz nobody plays it so its hard to find a match. The weapons could have been better. Plus there should be more characters to play as.
This game is a good rent for someone who wants points for the gamerscore on the 360 cuz its easy. Other then that It lacks in all areas of gaming.