Terrible game...
posted by DVSMP88 (ANAHUAC, TX) Feb 10, 2010
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Well... where to start, OK first we will start with the story line. I makes no sense what so ever. Why would a man that hates his FORMER job (that he resigned from previously) help them out with nothing to gain. Its just plain stupid. The actors/characters in the story are lame and corny... YES both. Things just seem to appear magically and disappear again. No its not really a big deal beings that this is a video game but come on one way or the other here. ALSO this guy hallucinates WAY to much for way to long, in the middle of a cut scene this idiot startes tripping out. Yea you could blame it on the alcohol but any one addicted that severely could NEVER do a quarter of the things this man does. I could seriously go on for a couple paragraphs, but I'm not going to devote that much time for this excuse of a game.
Second the graphics... My n64 has comparable graphics. huge unproportioned men on here look ridiculous, and the sad attempt to simulate walking wobbling the camera back and forth as you step is annoying. It seriously makes me think I am bowlegged. The controls are awkward and there is really no difference in enemies besides bosses. They all fight the same just vary in health. So save yourself the time and a rental space and skip this "game" and I use that term very loosely.
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