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This fever-dream of a Japanese RPG is about making babies so they can fight monsters. The main character, high schooler Itsuki Yuge, spends his life charming the innocent schoolgirls of Granvania National Star God Academy so he can impregnate them in order to father mystical “star babies” that he sends into dungeons to battle “impurities.” Babies’ attributes are determined by their mothers, and different combinations of babies and parents result in different abilities and powers on the battlefield. Through careful courtship and combat with monsters, everyone learns important lessons about battle strategy and early childhood development. It’s part dating sim, part Japanese schoolgirl fetish-simulator, and part stat heavy Japanese dungeon-crawler. In other words: Crazy awesome.