posted by TheGameFly (REDONDO BEACH, CA) Jun 4, 2010
Member since Jun 2010
...because that's what stage this title appears to be in.
I can't even give this a serious review because I returned it after a total of 45 minutes of playtime. Which was generous, considering I was pulling my hair out after 15.
From what I did play, the voice acting was unenthusiastic, the story was boring, the characters were bland, the graphics were plain and glitchy as all h-e- double hockey sticks, the gameplay was a joke (especially the mini-games -- the hacking is near impossible and crushes your eyesight), and the AI couldn't even qualify for the special olympics.
About the only cool part of the game was the huge lumberjack beard I magically grew on my character after completing the opening mission.
This game is Terribad! The first thing you notice at the start of playing this game is that it was rushed out the gate. I for 1 was fooled and should have expected something like this from SEGA. This game had no business being created, the hype around this game is exactly what it is HYPE! The controls are awkward, and you can target a guy shoot him in the Head 6 times and no bullet will kill him. Jason Bourne? James Bond? Jack Bauer? Heck no.... More like .... I dunno... this game is BAD!