posted by misterinternet (BRIGHTON, MA) Oct 23, 2011
Member since Aug 2011
gamers (67%) found this review helpful
This game was definitely fun to play. It is basically what you would imagine if Gears of War was set in first person. The problem that I had with this game is the language. I am a foul-mouthed 20-something so this is never really a problem for me. Bulletstorm crossed a line, the stupidity line. The story and characters were smothered in dialogue that made season 1 of South Park seem mature. Here are some examples:
"What the d!ck?"
"You son of a d!ck!"
"You nearly scared the d!ck off me."
Whenever my roommate walked into the room, I was embarrassed to be found sitting in the middle of this circlejerk of a game. I feel like the main pull for this game was to make 11 year old boys giggle. It titles like Bulletstorm that give video games a bad name.
gamers (59%) found this review helpful
This game brought tears to my eyes from the amazing graphics and laughs from the endless humor. The story is actually pretty well thought out and the game play is tremendously creative. I definitely give this game a 10 / 10
this game is crazy fun non-stop action fluid controls more ways to kill ppl that i thought possible and you get awarded for your killing creativity haha awesome it runs about 8+ hrs little on the short side but its totally worth playing through many times i DONT recommend playing it through in one sitting the non stop cussing is funny as heck but does get kinda old play for maybe 3 hrs per sitting take a break and come back fresh and its great again