Banana Peels Anyone?
posted by Digital9x (MORRISTOWN, TN) Apr 19, 2006
Member since Oct 2004
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"What is a flop, Alex?"
The answer, "Alfa Romeo Racing Italiano."
If you ever watched jeopardy and played with the contestants in front of your television, then you'd sure be able to win that round under the category "failures." Being a racing fan and racing game player from back in the days of the first "Need For Speed" on the PC (which is way way back in time on computers that still used 5 1/4 drives), getting my hands on this game was a mistake.
Only a few games try to be a wanna-be of GT4. The game makers for this particular title missed a few game programming classes when it came to control and precision handling. The best-of-the-best of the circuit track, long-track, and off-road gamers will agree that this game is taking up valuable CD space that could house a better entertainment package.
Point blank, the tires might as well be made of banana peels. No matter how tender you are with your controller, the cars just slide like a blind-folded ice skater who has been pushed by another skater unknowingly. Well, unless you take the curves at 20 mph, you are going to go off road, and just watch the rest of the pack leave smoke in your face. The phrase "I think I can, I think I can" comes to mind as you continue to only see the brake lights of the 2nd to the last car, the last car being you.
Steer clear of this game title, unless you need a last minute stocking stuffer or birthday present for that person at work or school that pretends to be your friend. Better yet, buy it for that person that seems to fracking frag you every freaking time you re-spawn in Halo 2 or Quake 3. Or, give to that friend that brags about solving every game on the same day of purchase. This game would surely be great payback for those slurring remarks.
Digital9x
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